Lovely mug - just as I ordered. Quick deliver too.
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Cunt. Fucker. Twat.
The three most requested mugs by all in 2026. The people closest to us are usually the ones who'd appreciate a rude or funny mug most - so show them exactly how much they mean to you.
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Customise these high quality ceramic mugs with a name, an inside joke, or whatever you like - we don't do family-friendly on this product, and we won't censor anything you put in the customisation box.
Fancy a "cunt” mug that just says it like it is? Go for it, we've heard it all. Or you just want it to say their name? Fine, we can do that too. Boring.
Every mug is laser-engraved in our London workshop and checked by hand, so your text stays sharp, doesn't fade, and holds up to daily use - dishwasher and microwave safe, no special care needed. Holds 360ml, enough for a proper cup of tea or coffee.
A witty gift for him, a hilarious one for her, and the mug everyone at work will be talking about (“Corporate Slave” anyone?). A favourite for the sweariest person you know, and a regular fixture on stag and hen weekends.
Made to order, one at a time, so no two are quite the same. Because it's handmade, expect a little natural variation in the mug's colour.
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