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Personalised Rude & Funny Mugs

Regular price £21.00
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£21.00
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How it's made

Watch this short video on how the mugs are expertly laser engraved.

Description

Cunt. Fucker. Twat.

The three most requested mugs by all in 2026. The people closest to us are usually the ones who'd appreciate a rude or funny mug most - so show them exactly how much they mean to you.

Looking for some inspiration, check out the photo gallery!

Customise these high quality ceramic mugs with a name, an inside joke, or whatever you like - we don't do family-friendly on this product, and we won't censor anything you put in the customisation box.

Fancy a "cunt” mug that just says it like it is? Go for it, we've heard it all. Or you just want it to say their name? Fine, we can do that too. Boring.

Every mug is laser-engraved in our London workshop and checked by hand, so your text stays sharp, doesn't fade, and holds up to daily use - dishwasher and microwave safe, no special care needed. Holds 360ml, enough for a proper cup of tea or coffee.

A witty gift for him, a hilarious one for her, and the mug everyone at work will be talking about (“Corporate Slave” anyone?). A favourite for the sweariest person you know, and a regular fixture on stag and hen weekends.

Made to order, one at a time, so no two are quite the same. Because it's handmade, expect a little natural variation in the mug's colour.

Dimensions

13.5cm (L) x 10cm (H)
Capacity 360ml

Care

Instructions
Though dishwasher safe, for optimal longevity of the engraved finish we recommend hand-washing using a soft cloth.

Avoid sudden temperature changes (e.g., direct from freezer to microwave) to preserve the glaze integrity.

The unique surface texture means natural variations will occur — this is part of the character and charm of each piece.

FAQs

Common questions
Can I personalise it with any text?
You can add a name or short custom text. Keep it simple for the cleanest finish. You you change the font too.
Where are the customisations done?
All mugs are stored in the UK, and customisations are done by our team in our London warehouse. These are then shipped out by Royal Mail

Reviews

Customer Reviews

Customer photo review of Personalised Mug

Lovely mug - just as I ordered. Quick deliver too.

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Customer photo review of Personalised Mug

Gave this as a mug for my husband for his birthday, he absolutely loves it!

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Customer video review of Personalised Mug

Ordered this after seeing someone else post one similar a while back on instagram. Looks really well made and my gf loved it. Will be coming back for more

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Customer video review of Personalised Mug

Great gift for Daddy on Father's day. Always uses it now!

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Customer photo review of Personalised Mug

Got this for my wife as she's an optometrist. She loves it!

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A really nice quality mug and dishwasher proof. A gift for my husband.

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Super product. Brilliant quality!

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Item Arrobws within a week, very well packaged. The mug is great quality and the personaliswd name looks great. I love the addition of the acknowledgement card, impregmated witb wildflower seeds, which i will save to sow in Spring. Will be happy to buy further products..

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Good quality mug and delivered quickly.

Personalised Mug

Good quality and the engraving was really well done. Delivered quickly too. ❤️

Personalised Mug

Absolutely beautiful product. I was blown away by the speedy delivery, just in time for Christmas. Quality is amazing and I look forward to my morning coffee now! Thank you so much!!!

Ceramic Mug with Customisable Engraving